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Everyone knows that there are always two sides to the same coin. Good and Evil. Christian and Jewish. White and Urban. Essentially all things, while inherently different, are the same. Higher Education abides by this same principle with the concept of excused and unexcused absences. Excused absences, like the name suggests, are absences that are excused for reasons such as a doctor’s note or having sex with your teacher. An unexcused absence comes when you over sleep, or didn’t do your homework, or get high and forget to go to class. However, you don’t always need a doctor’s note to get an excused absence. It just takes a little bit of finesse and a whole lot of lying. Here are some excuses that will get you off the hook for missing your Women’s Studies class. They’re all way better than “my Grandma died.”
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Five Unconventional Unexcused Absences